Just call me Ma Dean!
Let the world hear me now... I made Butter! And that butter will land right on my hips after it passes my lips!
To make butter:
- Add heavy whipping cream to a blender. Let it sit out to room temperature first. Now most recipes call for a pint, I just used the cup that I had leftover from a different recipe.
- Blend on the lowest/slowest setting you have. Do NOT go to a higher setting or else you will end up with whipped cream. For a while your mixture will look very much like whipped cream, but stay patient. Mine took 10 minutes start to finish. Some websites say half an hour.
- Scrap down the sides of the pitcher every once in a while. My mixture would thicken up and the blades would make a "bubble" which meant there was a thick outer layer that was not being blended. Enter spatula.
- At about 10 minutes in my mixture separated into defatted liquid (called buttermilk, not at all like commerically available buttermilk) and THE BUTTER ( which had all the fat, thank goodness!)
- Drain off the liquid and then I blended a bit more to make sure I was getting out as much liquid as possible.
- Now at this point you can drain your butter into cheese cloth, squeezing out any excess buttermilk. And then you can rinse the dense butter ball under cold water... but I didn't do either and my butter was still mighty fine butter.
- Put your new butter in a bowl/crock/container. Wrap in plastic wrap and freeze till you need it.











Fifteen minutes later, once they have exited the oven you have these 