Yes, I am complaining

My tired with smudges of the days eyeliner Eye.

Sporting a headache right behind it.

• I have had a headache for three days, nothing is making it go away.
• My hair hurts, maybe it is the two feet of it, maybe it is the headache.
• My skin is really dry, and starting to look like my Mother's. How did that happen?
• There is a rouge fly in the house and I can't kill him.
• I'd like a bacon sandwich, but we ate the last of the bacon on Monday. Damn.
• I'd like more sleep. No Alarm clocks please.
• I'd like to avoid the cold that I think is crashing down on my head. Go away, please.