Kleenex Woes

Right now I wish that I would sneeze so hard that all the snot in my nose would come out, because... well... it would be OUT!

Pictures with the reason for the snotty nose to come tomorrow, or as soon as the sneezing and puffy eye-ing stop.

ETA: 8:33pm I feel like there are little gnomes in my sinuses and they are thumping the nerves of my teeth through the sinus walls. Oh teeth, Oh Sinuses, Oh No this might be a cold. And I thought I could blame it on the dog.