Black Eye ala Betty

My dog beat me up and gave me a slice to the lid and a black eye.

Seriously.

I am sporting a lovely purple shiner today, a slice to the lid (right in the crease) that hurts, A LOT, and a massive headache from the bruise to my eyeball.

Anyone else see the hilarity in the fact that a blind dog has essentially blinded me temporarily?

See you when I can see clearly again.

:)

PS: I had Casey take pictures, but I can not bring myself to post them, so not pretty.