It is a Conspiracy...

I am offically declaring that there are bigger forces out there that are refusing to inform first time parents about all the nasty things kids can get. Oh yes, there is nasty that comes along with your sweet little baby. But they want you to little of only the cuteness and buy loads and mountains of cuteness baby clothes and stuff.

So now I am informing you about these grossies, which are only a pinch out of a pile:

1. Head Lice
2. PinWorms
3. RotoVirus
4. Hand Foot and Mouth Disease
5. Explosive Diaherrea

I do believe the Japanese, who have a declining birthrate, know something we don't know. Or else the Big brother force is informing those smart people all about the childhood grossies that are out there. Or, they are all just so smart they actually Google childhood grossies as part of their sex education programs. Yes, they are informed, so they either don't have sex, or use triple wrapped condoms so they don't have more kiddos and therefore don't have to expierence any of the above grossies. Only the very brave go forth and dive head first into the petri dish.

Needless to say one certain kiddo I know and love has one of the above. BLECK!!!